Air Travel Safety

Global press release.
The ultimate solution to air safety and aggravating airport check ins.
No more full body X rays or scans . No more TSA hands feeling your
bodies. No on board luggage. The NSA has the solution:
” Fly naked”. A huge win for political incorrectness. It’s so natural;
Born naked, fly naked. No fuss or bothersome check ins.
Airlines agree and contemplate initiating some changes
to comply with NSA rules. With Adam and Eve Flights .
Fly; Naked United”, ” Northwest burlesque”, “Lufthansa Nude”
all offering “bare” minimum air fares. The only airline barred from
Nude flying is ” Virgin Airlines” as it may not attract
enough customers for it’s ‘Virgin flights”.

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